THE DRINK CART

THE DRINK CART

April 2026

THE 1975 CANADIAN CLUB AD THAT SHOULDN’T EXIST
The only newsletter still looking for a buried case of whisky in a Lake Placid field.
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EVERYONE POKES HIM. NOBODY ASKS WHY.
A Friday ad newsletter that never needed to know how much he was kneaded.
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Are We Living in Lord Timothy Dexter’s Second Edition?
The only newsletter that lets you "peper and solt it" as you please.
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He Was Terrifying Until He Wasn't.
A jolly Friday newsletter still standing watch over the valley.
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Glowing Whatevers
The only newsletter with no baggage fees and at least one strong drink.
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Seven Decades of a Very Smug Bird With an Incredible Nose
The only newsletter that knows the difference between froot and fruit.
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Grass Measurements Shouldn't Get 1.1 Million Impressions.
The only newsletter where the pimento cheese sandwich is a case study
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How a Fictional Sea Captain Became the Most Trusted Man in American Breakfast.
The only newsletter legally permitted to treat a case of the Soggies
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Never Put Casino Butter On the Cast Iron.
The only newsletter that knows why casino butter doesn't go on the stone.
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March 2026

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