THE DRINK CART

THE DRINK CART

THE CHALAMET THEORY OF SELLING OUT
The only newsletter that isn't afraid to use AI to get them into the Knicks parade.
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CANNES YOU HEAR YOURSELF
The only newsletter that found out about the chocolate truck two months late.
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BIG, DUMB AND FULLY COMMITTED
The only newsletter that thinks the bravest thing a brand did this World Cup was fourteen Os.
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THE GOVERNMENT THAT CAN'T BUILD DIGITAL TOOLS IS GOING TO BUILD US A SUPERCOMPUTER
A Wednesday newsletter on the most terrifying sentence in tech: I’m from the government and I’m here to do AI.
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EVERYBODY’S BUILDING STUPID
A Friday newsletter that wants double down on the dumbest ideas in the room.
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THE RIB FLUTE UNIVERSAL THEORY OF ADVERTISING
The only ad newsletter that wishes it had asked for a rib flute years ago.
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May 2026

HE HASN'T HAD A BOWL SINCE 1991.
The only ad newsletter willing to admit that the silly rabbitt has only tasted Trix five times.
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BRANDS DISCOVERED A HUNDRED WAYS TO SAY NOTHING.
The only newsletter that will tell you the crack of a beer can is not an “unplanned moment."
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WHO KILLED THE GUSTO?
The only newsletter pouring one out for a 175-year-old beer in a beret.
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EM DASHES AND OTHER AD FELONIES.
The only ad newsletter courtroom that can tell a real brand crime from a pile-on.
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THE ONLY MASCOT THAT WENT TO COURT TO BE LEGALLY SEPARATED FROM THEIR CEREAL.
A Friday newsletter that is absolutely, definitely, not going cuckoo.
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THE WORLD CUP IS SO BIG IT ALREADY EVICTED THE CANADIAN ARMY.
The only ad newsletter that won’t go to extra time with FIFA
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