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MR. CLEAN HAS A FIRST NAME
A Friday newsletter that doesn’t do windows.
Oct 2
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Jackson Murphy
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September 2026
A TIRE COMPANY AND A MULLET WALK INTO A BUFFET
A Friday advertising newsletter that hasn’t gotten sick at the buffet, yet.
Sep 30
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Jackson Murphy
3
3
HOW IS NOBODY MAD AT VINNY CHASE?
A Friday newsletter that bet the under on your outrage.
Sep 25
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Jackson Murphy
1
1
DUMB NAMES ARE FOREVER
The only newsletter that would’ve just called it Tiger Stadium again.
Sep 23
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Jackson Murphy
3
5
DEAD MEN SELL BEER, PILGRIMS
The only newsletter still booking talent from beyond the grave.
Sep 18
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Jackson Murphy
2
2
AND THEY STILL STINK
The only newsletter that checks its own armpit before pointing at yours.
Sep 16
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Jackson Murphy
3
4
YOU’RE SOAKING IN IT
The only newsletter that thinks the greatest sitcom of the 20th century was 30 seconds long and sold dish soap.
Sep 11
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Jackson Murphy
3
DID THE US OPEN BREAK THE INFLUENCER ECONOMY?
The only newsletter that shakes well and strains into a chilled cocktail glass.
Sep 9
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Jackson Murphy
1
2
THE FIRST AI PITCHMAN WAS JUST A GUY IN A RUBBER SUIT
The only newsletter that thinks Coca-Cola solved AI advertising in 1986 and everyone just forgot.
Sep 4
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Jackson Murphy
2
YOUR BALL CLUB MADE A ROM-COM
The only ad newsletter still reading press releases closely enough to notice the meet-cute has a beer sponsor.
Sep 2
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Jackson Murphy
3
1
August 2026
THE CAT THEY COULDN’T OWN
The only newsletter that thinks the most important ad campaign of 1980 was about attic insulation.
Aug 28
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Jackson Murphy
1
2
MEAT PROXIES AND SLOP TPS REPORTS
The only newsletter that checks the ingredients list on a drinkable Pop-Tart so you don’t have to
Aug 26
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Jackson Murphy
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2
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